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...Nothing quite makes a mans balls drop quicker than impending death.  Way better than that liquid courage bullshit: alcohol.  I can see it now. All it would take is faulty landing gear to scream out, "You're absolutely beautiful and I wanna go down on you!" to her.

Then I'd immediately follow that with, "...and if we survive this I'd love to explore other similar options with you!"  Then as everyone proceeded into some balance between the shock over what they've just heard and the overwhelming terror of impending death, I'd start laughing hysterically, surprised that no one else making like-wise confessions.

I would only hope that in this distressed and emotional state she'd fulfill my request.  With me going down on her in some terrifying, frantic, beautifully awkward oblivion.

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williamsquid Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014
Thanks for the fav!
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JKurtycz Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course!!  It was a great pic for Egon!
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Sheharzad-Arshad Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Thanks for the fav :)
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StElred Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ha yeah!
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williamsquid Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck yeah...I like the Zombie-______ kinda shit!
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williamsquid Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YUP! :)
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williamsquid Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Always man!
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williamsquid Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Thanks again!
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StElred Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YUP :)
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williamsquid Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
Thanks for the fave!
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StElred Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for yours friend!
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williamsquid Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah man!! Keep up the good work!!
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Ginnyx Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you for your double fav! :)
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StElred Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup! :)
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Ginnyx Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Hi! Thank you for your favourite on my deviation!! :) Have a nice weekend!
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StElred Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you and you're welcome!
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Ginnyx Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Student General Artist
And thank you twice!!
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StElred Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:)
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becoming-glamour Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THANK YOU! I'm honored to be apart of your faves c:
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You're awesome!!!!
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StElred Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you!
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