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StElred
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...Nothing quite makes a mans balls drop quicker than impending death.  Way better than that liquid courage bullshit: alcohol.  I can see it now. All it would take is faulty landing gear to scream out, "You're absolutely beautiful and I wanna go down on you!" to her.

Then I'd immediately follow that with, "...and if we survive this I'd love to explore other similar options with you!"  Then as everyone proceeded into some balance between the shock over what they've just heard and the overwhelming terror of impending death, I'd start laughing hysterically, surprised that no one else making like-wise confessions.

I would only hope that in this distressed and emotional state she'd fulfill my request.  With me going down on her in some terrifying, frantic, beautifully awkward oblivion.

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:iconjkurtycz:
JKurtycz Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course!!  It was a great pic for Egon!
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Sheharzad-Arshad Nov 17, 2013  Professional Filmographer
Thanks for the fav :)
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StElred Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ha yeah!
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Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck yeah...I like the Zombie-______ kinda shit!
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Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YUP! :)
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:iconwilliamsquid:
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Always man!
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StElred Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YUP :)
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:iconwilliamsquid:
Thanks for the fave!
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StElred Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for yours friend!
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:iconwilliamsquid:
Thanks for the fav!
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StElred Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah man!! Keep up the good work!!
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Ginnyx Apr 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you for your double fav! :)
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StElred Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup! :)
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Ginnyx Nov 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Hi! Thank you for your favourite on my deviation!! :) Have a nice weekend!
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StElred Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you and you're welcome!
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Ginnyx Dec 10, 2012  Student General Artist
And thank you twice!!
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StElred Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:)
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becoming-glamour Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THANK YOU! I'm honored to be apart of your faves c:
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You're awesome!!!!
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StElred Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you!
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NiPd0X Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YO
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